kiran’s pensieve

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This is a must-have for anyone who has ever worked or will ever work in or around cubicles.

I Don’t Like Spam!!!

Planning A Little Excursion, Mr. Hilter?

Bring Out The Comfy Chair!

This Parrot Has Ceased To Be!

Thank You! Good Morning!

Bouncy Bouncy!

How about Adrienne Claire? Or Fleur Jade?

Isn’t Fleur Jade that dim sum place down the street?

Check out this Primer on Parent Cruelty

This is hilarious!

Yes, it’s an hour long, and yes it’s definitely worth it.

Stumbling across the Free Patents website couple of days ago, I put it into my del.icio.us bookmarks and revisited it today. After registering with a free account, I was able to view the detailed patent information for all the patents listed here (like, lots).
Anyway, I’ve been browsing through the Crazy Patents listings on the site and there’s some really twisted stuff people come up with! Like the “vehicle mounted toilet seat” (When you’re on the go and you gotta go??) or the nifty “inclining coffin” (When you’re dead but want a seat on the breakfast table??). Complete w/ wild illustrations this site has some great (and many insane) ideas… for something… I know I can figure out what.

Stephen Colbert imparts sage wisdom in Wired Magazine…

DON’T BE AFRAID TO MAKE THINGS UP. Never fear being exposed as a fraud. Experts make things up all the time. They’re qualified to.

PICK A FIELD THAT CAN’T BE VERIFIED. Try something like string theory or God’s will: “I speak to God. I’m sorry that you can’t also.” Security experts are in this category: They have security clearances, we don’t. We can’t question the expertise of the NSA because we are not in the NSA.

GET AN HONORARY PHD. They work wonders. I have a doctorate in fine arts from Knox College in Illinois. All I did was give a speech, and now everybody has to call me Dr. Colbert.

This guy is on fire!

“Happiness is good health and a bad memory.”
-Ingrid Bergman

“Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art.”
-Garson Kanin

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.”
-Unknown

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
-Groucho Marx

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
-Mark Twain

“Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.”
-Unknown

“Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
-Unknown

“We are all born naked and screaming and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there.”
-Unknown

“You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.”
-John Mason

“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”
-Edith Wharton