June 24th, 2008

So many things to occupy time, so little time for them to occupy.

I was reminded recently by *someone* that I barely post here at all. Now, since, it seems, more people are visiting, I guess I need to shape up and post something regularly. And since Battlestar Galactica is on the dreaded pre-finale 6-9 month hiatus, I’ll have to find other things to waste the precious few hours of leisure at my disposal any given week.

Here’s an interesting interview I came across with author Salman Rushdie

For the other geeks among us, you might find PC World’s list of the Top 50 Tech Visionaries inspiring.

Here, you can listen to an audio version of a Q&A between Stephen Colbert, Steve Carrell and Ann Hathaway (listen to the audio online by clicking on the link in the middle there).

Lastly, but definitely not leastly, here’s a tribute to the funniest guy who ever lived who died this past weekend, George Carlin. The world was funnier with ya, George, we’ll miss your sick, twisted, brilliant brain. Here he is, in his own words…

March 28th, 2008
Frito-Lay’s new Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos, which are the “official sponsor” of The Colbert Report’s coverage of the presidential primaries, have earned praise from PETA

February 12th, 2008

Confused? Did you follow along the “brawl” storyline? Here’s your chance to catch up:

January 15th, 2008

From today’s LA Times:

By eliminating the (writers’ contracts) deals now, the studios will no longer be obligated to pay the writers even if the strike ends in the next month or two. The action saves the media companies tens of millions of dollars in payments…

This makes it even more apparent that the network studio executives are trying to starve out the writers, and potentially the entire entertainment industry. At this point, they’re basically saying, “Screw y’all, We will not take pay cuts, We will not adjust your contracts to share some of the billions of ad revenue and DVD sales revenue that We are collecting left and right. We will hide behind our American Idol and our Dancing with the Stars and We will cater to the dumbest parts of our audience’s psyche, at the expense of all the writers for all the TV shows and all the movies. Neeener Neener Neener! Pffft!”

Meanwhile, Chrysler’s marketing chief is quoted in Bloomberg as saying, “…the biggest thing we’ve noticed about the strike is that nobody is talking about it...” Well, the fact that you and I will not see whole lot of coverage, especially from the writers’ POV, on your mainstream news channel or newspaper couldn’t be in any way related to the fact that the news media is owned by the same conglomerates who have tentacles inside the AMPTP, could it?

Interestingly, even though SAG and AFTRA and virtually all their member actors and artists have been active and vocal in their solidarity for the WGA writers, both of the aforementioned unions are bound by “no strike” clauses in their contracts with the AMPTP (cushy, huh?). Makes you wonder, what is the point of having a union if you can’t strike against your wage-masters when they are being unfair to you and your colleagues?

In the meantime, more interim deals are being signed, this time between the WGA and Spyglass Entertainment &Media Rights Capital. This is just further proof, after David Letterman successfully negotiated a deal with the WGA, that the writers’ demands are not as extreme, outrageous or unreasonable as the AMPTP is whining about.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are back on air without their writers as well. This has its pros and cons: the good thing is that they are among the very very few voices on traditional media who are (in their own whacky ways) cheering for the writers. The question that arises though, is whether them running their popular shows on a Viacom station is actually hurting the WGA’s cause by allowing network execs to rake in the cash these two shows are generating, despite the ongoing negotiations. It’s a fine line and frankly, even though I personally adore both shows, I don’t know which way the Stewart/Colbert duplex pendulum will ultimately swing. From that New University article:

Stewart and Colbert may be unsure, but their conservative critics are anything but ambivalent. “They serve as a branch of the Democratic Party,” said a user with the screen name “iveseenitall” on the conservative media criticism Web site NewsBusters.com. “They are immature jerks … constantly and overwhelmingly making one party the butt of jokes divides the nation.” Thomas Jefferson described constant critique of prevailing policy as “eternal vigilance.” Iveseenitall calls it “immature jerk[iness].” Attention all archconservatives: The truth hurts, but the “truthiness” will set you free.

As for the precious internet ad revenue that the AMPTP keeps saying is not significant enough to share with the writers of the very shows that are placed online, one must ask why it is that from the other side of their mouth, media giants do things like sue YouTube for $1 Billion dollars, or cut deals with the Microsoft ad network. If there’s no money in online media, why is the internet ad industry booming, and why are industry experts saying that online ad spending is expected to double in the next 3 years? Specifically:

“I think we’re going to see some of the largest growth in video ads on televisions stations’ Web sites,” (eMarketer’s David Hallerman) said.

The only thing for sure is that writers are the lifeblood of any entertainment. Reality TV shows get old really fast, they don’t survive in reruns and they can’t be sold too well on DVD or syndication. Without shows like The Office, Ugly Betty, Grey’s Anatomy, 30 Rock, Heroes, and of course, Battlestar Galactica, as well as others, the networks are looking at taking huge losses resulting from an increasingly disenfranchised audience that is turning off their TV sets and doing other things, like reading, or going outside, or having sex, or even (gasp!) blogging about these unscripted theatrics. Talk about stupid Reality Shows….

December 21st, 2007

AP has selected Colbert as its Celebrity of the Year, which makes a lot more sense than the former KGB officer chosen by Time magazine.

“It is truly an honor to be named the Associated Press’ Celebrity of the Year. Best of all, this makes me the official front-runner for next year’s Drug-Fueled Downward Spiral of the year. P.S. Look for my baby bump this spring!”
Stephen Colbert

December 21st, 2007

Industry insider blog Deadline Hollywood Daily, among others, is announcing that The Colbert Report and The Daily Show by Jon Stewart will be returning to the air starting January 7, 2008. Finally I can start paying attention to the news of the world again! Without these two around making regular commentary on world events, watching the news was like chain-smoking unfiltered cigarettes. Thanks, Universe!

January 7th, 2007

Yes, it’s an hour long, and yes it’s definitely worth it.

May 15th, 2006

We’ve been taping, each night, monday through thursday, the new episodes of The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report. Then, over the course of the week and the weekend, we watch them all.

It’s a fab system we’ve developed. We don’t miss the antics of the shows, and yet we don’t end up cutting into our sleep time to watch them. And, as a bonus, we can fast forward through all the commercials! Ahh, VCRs are not obsolete yet.

I have to say that Colbert has taken the wonderful concepts that were developed on the Daily Show, and placed them among the heavens above. The guy is not just an incredibly funny comedian, he’s also the sharpest mind on TV since Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Sheer genius. Each episode is packed all the way through with punches and jabs and acute observations on topics as diverse as Sigmund Freud’s birthday, to Feminine Sexual Emplowerment, to Robotic Deadly Bears.

His schtick, so amazingly played out by him, of being a neo-conservative, ultra right wing, xenophobic, homophobic, religious-fundamentalist is just flawlessly portrayed - except for the few times each night when he breaks out into a grin mid-sentence.

I am just so happy that there is SOME quality on TV nowadays. Being more of a book-ish person, TV is usually a very disappointing and boring waste of time for me. But when it’s Colbert time, his Lincolnish despite for the factinista make my stomach hurt in sweet pain from unstoppable laughter.

Don’t miss the new site: The Colbert Nation