Category: Funny

Dancing around the world

By , on August 3, 2010

Came across this sweet little video recently. Check it out for your­self :)

A true American Hero

By , on September 9, 2009

From Funny Or Die!

Gus Porter gets mauled by a bear, but he won’t let the socialist Canadian health care fix him up, so he’ll hike back to America.


How To Stay Miserable Your Whole Life

By , on July 28, 2008

1. Live for the past.
2. Live for the future.
3. Think every­thing is always about you.
4. Think that you just don’t matter at all.
5. Believe that pills will solve all your prob­lems.
6. Believe that pills are stupid and use­less.
7. Do not let your­self change.
8. Believe that it is all your fault.
9. Believe that it is all other people’s fault.
10. Accept all the bad things you have heard, read or thought about you.
11. Deny any good things you have heard, read or thought about you.
12. Never think about other people’s prob­lems.
13. Think that because you can’t do every­thing, you shouldn’t do any­thing.
14. Roll your eyes while reading this list.
15. When hap­pi­ness comes, greet it with fear or guilt or resent­ment.
16. Think that you are or have bad luck.
17. Don’t express your­self cre­atively in any way.
18. Keep on trying to please and/or piss-off Mom and/or Dad.
19. Wait for someone else to come and save you.
20. Exercise only spo­rad­i­cally and only out of guilt.
21. Don’t make friends with silence.
22. Watch a lot of TV.
23. Stay away from Nature.
24. Think of every­thing in terms of black or white.
25. Take all, give nothing.

~Kiran Mehdee [June 2008]

Long time no blog! (Or R.I.P. Hazrat George Carlin)

By , on June 24, 2008

So many things to occupy time, so little time for them to occupy.

Here’s an inter­esting inter­view I came across with author Salman Rushdie

For the other geeks among us, you might find PC World’s list of the Top 50 Tech Visionaries inspiring.

Here, you can listen to an audio ver­sion of a Q&A between Stephen Colbert, Steve Carrell and Ann Hathaway (listen to the audio online by clicking on the link in the middle there).

Lastly, but def­i­nitely not leastly, here’s a tribute to the fun­niest guy who ever lived who died this past weekend, George Carlin. The world was fun­nier with ya, George, we’ll miss your sick, twisted, bril­liant brain. Here he is, in his own words…

Economics 101

By , on May 8, 2008

My dad for­warded me this pic that just says it all…

Religious purity

By , on March 31, 2008

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!”

Why shouldn’t I?” he said.

I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!”

He said, “Like what?”

I said, “Well…are you reli­gious or atheist?”

He said, “Religious.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”

He said, “Christian.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

He said, “Protestant.”

I said, “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

He said, “Baptist!”

I said,”Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”

He said, “Baptist Church of God!”

I said, “Me too! Are you orig­inal Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?”

He said,”Reformed Baptist Church of God!”

I said, “Me too! Are you reformed Baptist Church of God, ref­or­ma­tion of 1879, or reformed Baptist Church of God, ref­or­ma­tion of 1915?”

He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, ref­or­ma­tion of 1915!”

I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.

By Emo Phillips

Conan vs. (Colbert with/vs. Stewart)

By , on February 12, 2008

Confused? Did you follow along the “brawl” sto­ry­line? Here’s your chance to catch up:

AMPTP alone!!!">Leave the AMPTP alone!!!

By , on January 29, 2008

Here’s an awe­some parody of the “Leave Britney Alone!” video. hehehe….

How Britney struggles on $350,000 a month

By , on November 2, 2007

Oh the trou­bles of the rich and nar­cis­sistic….

$49,267 mort­gages
$16,000 clothes
$102,000 enter­tain­ment, gifts and vaca­tions
$4,758 dining out
$35,000 for child and spousal sup­port
$ 0savings and invest­ments (all fig­ures monthly spending)

Quick some­body tell Chris Crocker!

Spoof-net

By , on August 19, 2007

The Colbert Report has cer­tainly made its influ­ence. Like all intel­li­gent beings, the Internet can also laugh at itself…. check these out:

Go Outside. Membership is Free.” – www.getafirstlife.com

Aren’t you tired of all of those people out there trying to grab all of these fake friends online? It’s all about how many people can I pre­tend to be friends with to make myself feel better. Welcome to a better way…” – snubster.com

Helping you find where other people aren’t.” – www.isolatr.com

There comes a time when a stu­dent must look beyond the face of things.” – www.assbook.com

Poking fun at web 2.0 named web­sites.” – rdiculous.com

Sites orga­nized in dia­bol­ical order.” – yankovic.org

Thanks to Jake Coyle (AP).

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