How about Adrienne Claire? Or Fleur Jade?

Isn’t Fleur Jade that dim sum place down the street?

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Because there really aren’t bigger prob­lems in the world.

The pro­fessor had hoped to spend the after­noon lis­tening to dis­course on arcane topics. Instead, he was hand­cuffed to another sus­pect and fin­ger­printed in a deten­tion centre, where his pep­per­mints were con­fis­cated, “pre­sum­ably on the sus­pi­cion that they might be some kind of narcotic”.

This is hilar­ious!