“Happiness is good health and a bad memory.”
-Ingrid Bergman

“Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art.”
-Garson Kanin

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.”
-Unknown

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
-Groucho Marx

“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
-Mark Twain

“Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.”
-Unknown

“Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”
-Unknown

“We are all born naked and screaming and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there.”
-Unknown

“You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.”
-John Mason

“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”
-Edith Wharton

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