Harper says he’s finished with Ottawa press corps
Oh no… the press wants to *ask* me things. Why can’t I have it cushy like my massa, King George …. nobody in the press asks him anything he hasn’t planned for! BOOOHOOO!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!
Klein threatens to abandon equalization
Equalization? EQUALization? We’re Albertans for God’s sake! We’re almost Texans! We’d like to be anyway. We don’t know what these fancy words mean and we don’t care… simply because we’re better than everyone else! Except the Texans. Please adopt us, Mama Texas!